My wonderful Goddess

I am incredibly lucky that my Goddess has the most fantastic personality, as well as being very beautiful and possessing a fabulous figure. But when she's angry she really lets fly at me either verbally or on Skype or by text. If I'm with her she zaps my balls with her remote control at full strength, which gets me rolling in agony. And she is just as forceful on Skype.
Yesterday I angered her when we were discussing something on Skype and she gave me the full force of her displeasure. Here is a selection of her comments:
You are really proving to be a really worthless fucking cunt.
Only good for one thing - pissing on.
Not to be treated in any way fucking human
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC, JUST A NOSEY COCKLESS CUNT
OK NOW PISS OFF CUNT
Of course, Goddess was absolutely right in every respect and all I could say in response was Yes Goddess. She has instructed me not do anything in future without her approval, and naturally I will obey.
What a wonderful Goddess! My photo isn't of her, but it's a lovely fantasy!