Goddess's new extra rules

Goddess says that I should aim to update the blog daily. It may get rather boring and repetitive but I will try. Here are some of Goddess's new extra rules that she has given me.
1.. When we are out and I am talking to a man keep away at a discreet distance, not loitering in an obvious way
2. Stop being sarcastic to me at any time
3. Stop taking the piss out of me - that is my job
4. I will take the piss out of you without receiving a comeback from you
5. No drinking alcohol until all your chores are done and you need to ask for permission to do so.
6. All my chores should be done before you watch TV especially football
7. When my friends and family are here you will still do your chores. They are here for me not to see you or play with you.
8. If I give you instructions and you are not sure ask me and don’t do what you think I want ... DO WHAT I WANT.
9. Be respectful to me at all times
10. Think before you speak
11. You are there to be seen not heard. If I want to talk to you I will talk to you and if I don’t want to it is my choice.
12. You should never ask me about other men. If I want to talk about them I will out of my own choice.
13 If I choose not to see you and change my plans don’t question me ever......
14. If you are unsure what chores need doing ASK ME.
15 If I sent you a list of chores print them out and tick them as soon as you have done them